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  2. bradley-herondale:

    idrvfast:

    This is the best thing in the history of ever.

    womp womp 

    this is the most hilarious thing

    (Source: damnthatswhack, via thewinterarcher)

     

  3. "Listen to me, your body is not a temple. Temples can be destroyed and desecrated. Your body is a forest—thick canopies of maple trees and sweet scented wildflowers sprouting in the under wood. You will grow back, over and over, no matter how badly you are devastated."
    — Beau Taplin (via cleopctra)

    (Source: quotethat, via benaddicted4life)

     
  4. stunningpicture:

    Ha ha. That was, funny. You, guys.

    (via beggerprince72)

     
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  6. driedflowercrown:

    Every mirror should have this.

    (via infatuatedness)

     
  7. notenoughtosurvive:

    unamusedsloth:

    Nude Portraits series by photographer Trevor Christensen

    This is my new favorite thing

    (Source: unamusedsloth, via agnesanutter)

     
  8. psych2go:

    You can find the sources of these posts on psych2go.net

    (via gabrielthequeenofsass)

     
  9. Ian McKellen, photographed in his flat in London (1969)

    (Source: gatissmark, via mrshudsonskitchen)

     

  10. Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s

    sam-shuts-his-cakehole:

    itskaleena:

    whyiseveryonefalling:

    scotchcarousel:

    the-funkiest-penguin:

    friendly-pedophile:

    bellamyyoung:

    yourgayfriend:

    emisummerful:

    image

    You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.

    image

    OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM. 

    I did both…image

    i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now

    You kinky son of a bitch.

    I used to step on mine until they exploded.

    image

    i fucking hated those things

    Found the asexual

    (Source: manda, via cupcakes-contain-satan-juice)

     

  11. "Whenever I’m in the UK, I sneak into meetings with [the Doctor Who showrunners]. They say, ‘Can you do another one?!’ and I say, ‘Yes! But not yet!’ And now I’m just sort of hoping that I can get one done while Peter Capaldi is still the Doctor, because it would be a very sad thing if I lost my chance to write for a grumpy, Scottish Doctor."
    — Neil Gaiman, on writing another Doctor Who episode, in conversation with Audrey Niffenegger (via allysongrono)

    (via fuckyespetercapaldi)

     

  12. imaginethedarkerside:

    dunflower:

    u know someone is having a rough day when their favorite song plays and they don’t sing along

    No one will understand how much this just broke my heart.

    (via burdenedwith-gloriouspurpose)

     
  13. nbcatoz:

    It’s a tale as old as time.

    (via sherlockholmeson)

     

  14. "You’re born with a ton of fucks to give, so you spend them like a kid with a credit card. You give fucks about your friends, about your grades, about your fashion sense, about strangers’ opinions. You give way too many fucks about way too many things. You have so many. Then, as you get older, you have maybe 10 fucks per month, so you learn to budget them. You allocate fucks to family and career, but there aren’t enough fucks to give to the newest fads. Oh, someone at work has something they need my help with that’s outside my job title? I’ll do my best to allocate some fucks, but this month is pretty tight. Then, as you get even older, you’re down to 1-2 fucks per month, and those fucks are pretty damn precious. You give them to your family and your hobbies and your job, and that’s kinda it. It’s not your fault – fucks expire too quickly. I would’ve liked to save my fucks from when I was younger but I can’t. Then, you hit fuck insolvency. You’re getting like 1 fuck a year, and you have to make it last. So you go without, and even previously fuck-worthy things, you just can’t give a fuck. Some people run out really quickly, Some people have a fuck trust fund that pays out a decent amount even into old age. But at some point, the fuck faucet runs completely dry and you’re out of fucks to give. It’s just basic Fuckonomics."
    — 

    -Unknown English Teacher (via swarthyvillain)

    I’ve never read anything more fucking true in my whole fucking life. 

    Fuck.

    (via unicornempire)

    I actually really love this analogy.

    (via wincherella)

    This is the best explanation I can find for what happened when I turned 30.

    (via mymissus)

    (via songofages)

     
  15. will-think-about-a-name-later:

    dex5m:

    Doctor, Sherlock wants his shirt back.

    welcome to the BBC, we have twelve actors three writers and ten props

    (via sherlocked-in221-b)